Habe soeben Christines Ekelkrenze überschritten.

The present, on the other hand, is a dangerous place. It’s a place with actual facts. There’s accountability. When you say something about the present there’s a way to check on it. So if you’re a buffoon with a PowerPoint and a bag full of clichés stay away from the present. Nothing to see here. Head for the future – it’s your happy place.

—Bob Hoffman